by firefsp Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:50 amThis's the article that i found while browsing, ought to share with you guys since it's interesting. I dunno whether you guys has seen this or not..
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
-- Steve Martin
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
-- Unknown
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-- Marty Feldman
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
-- Mark Twain
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
-- Winston Churchill
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
-- Proverb
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
-- Albert Einstein
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
-- Robert Paul
Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
-- Paul Miller
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
-- Steve Martin
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
-- Unknown
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-- Marty Feldman
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
-- Mark Twain
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
-- Winston Churchill
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
-- Proverb
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
-- Albert Einstein
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
-- Robert Paul
Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
-- Paul Miller
